"Legal"
The following script is a super-duper important document, trust me.
- - CONTRACT - -
THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT BETWEEN
YOU, "The "
, AND
YOU
HEREBY AGREE TO NOT RIP OFF OR ATTEMPT TO HARM
OR ITS (S). ANY ATTEMPT TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN
YOUR
IMMEDIATE
.
You DO agree to these terms, don't you?
Yes.
NO